he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
