She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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