He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
third nipple confirmed
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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