Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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