WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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