all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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