apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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