Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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