Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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