would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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