i need an iv and a liver transplant
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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