that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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