thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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