So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
