Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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