Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
