Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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