Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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