So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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