And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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