I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i think i have herpe
just one?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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