You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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