she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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