fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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