do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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