i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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