when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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