i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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