My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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