Four minutes until I can fart!
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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