She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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