Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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