you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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