i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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