Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
