He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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