I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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