Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
you will always have a special place in my vag
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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