Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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