So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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