ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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