If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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