do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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