I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
