i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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