do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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