i just google imaged poop.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
