another moral hangover. fuck.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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