You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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