dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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